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what I really want to know is what the hell is up with your tumblr
thank you WA state department of agriculture for not only providing valuable bear safety information, but also for providing valuable reaction pictures.
if cats don't want to be carried like babies then maybe they should've thought about that before deciding to be baby shaped
#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america
so i was compelled to look that up and
A) the most venomous lizard in north america is called the Gila Monster
B) I’m no expert obviously but that boy there sure looks like a Gila Monster
C) from the Gila Monster wikipedia article, here is the funniest doctor that ever lived:
"I have never been called to attend a case of Gila monster bite, and I don't want to be. I think a man who is fool enough to get bitten by a Gila monster ought to die. The creature is so sluggish and slow of movement that the victim of its bite is compelled to help largely in order to get bitten."
–Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899
i don’t think anyone has realized how bad of an experience this would be sonically so i put this together for y'all
